Yes or No. Plastic Surgery

The things you can do with a wireless (formally known as 'cellular') phone.

Not too many years ago, you couldn't talk on a telephone unless you pulled a cord along with you. And god forbid you need to go to another room while your talking, the cord only stretched so long. But...new invention...the cordless phone BUT you had to stay in range of your home while using it.

Then magically, we are mobile. The first wireless phones I remember were big and bulky. And expensive! You had to be Bill Gates to own one. And even if you owned one, you couldn't use it unless it was an emergency for fear you'd go over your minutes. I thought I'd never be able to afford to have or use a wireless phone. And who would have thought children would be sporting them.

So now we can talk on the phone on the go. Wow. The things they come up with.

Then the combination telephone/camera. Yes, now, you can take a picture of your totalled vehicle just before you call a tow truck to haul it away.

And who would have guessed that you'd be able to take a pix of your totalled vehicle just before calling a tow truck and then listen to tunes ON YOUR PHONE while your waiting for someone to pick you up.

No....but wait! A few years later, and you can now snap a shot, make a call, listen to tunes, AND check your email...all on your phone! WOW! Who would have thought? And I'm so behind the times - you can use your blue- pink- or blackberry too! Not quite sure what these features are but I'm sure my kids will update soon.

No, No, No, NO! It can't be! So my brother-in-law, Todd, asks me if I've ever thought of getting plastic surgery?.....maybe to improve my smile, fix my nose, shorten my chin, among other various options. YES! HIS PHONE, will analyze my pix and spit out a plastic surgery solution (surgeon name not included):

Whatda think?


I'm gettin a frickin' iPhone just for this feature! Yes, I'm in the ice-age...I don't even have tunes on my wireless yet!