Tayshaun's Hamburger

Ok. Obviously my son goes to hamburger joints way too often if he's ordering his hamburger a particular way at the age of 4. But let's start at the beginning.

So I'm driving through the drive-up of Arctic Circle, my personal favorite, and ask Tayshaun what he wants to eat. He says to me, "I wanna a hamburger....with no pickles, one bun, no mustard, and cheese.". I busted up! I said, "Tayshaun, what did you say?", thinking he just said the first thing off the top of his head but then he repeats himself and says, "I said I wanna a hamburger....with no pickles, one bun, no mustard, and cheese."

O-k, first of all....what 4 year old asks for one bun - that's for people on the Zone Diet. And second of all, doesn't he know we're at Arctic Circle?; they don't have mustard....he should be asking for EXTRA white sauce (Yummy!)

Apparently the babysitter takes him to McDonald's often and that's how someone orders his hamburger. I guess she's on the Zone Diet.

So I ordered his hamburger with no pickles, one bun, no mustard, and cheese.