Sunday. So while I'm outside saving my clematis, Tayshaun is collecting every boy from the neighborhood. It looks like we're providing treats today to the whole frikkin' team….Azurul, Mason, Creighton, Tayshaun, etc, etc. They've been in and out of the house at least six times for ice pops, pop tarts, rollups, etc.
Obviously the boys are occupied with treats, basketball games, stick sword fights, bike rides, skateboards and I was preoccupied with dirt and dandelions for several hours.
When I decide I couldn't hold it anymore, I go in for a potty break. I had dirt under my fingernails and up to my elbows. So as I'm doing the pee-pee dance, I hurry to wash my hands so I can slip down my pants. But then I about lose it when I hear and feel that cold water!!! So I squeeze my knees together and carefully shimmy to the toilet and quickly sit down before I …. OMG!!!!! I didn't look at the toilet seat before I sat down. And I had at least six boys in my house so WHOSE pee am I sitting on!? Ewwwww!
Why didn't I have a girl!?
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