Our Conversations....this Boy is a Crack Up

Yesterday, we went swimming. He was being so funny that I started jotting down some of the silly things he was saying.

T: Yea, Mom. I don't do the fighting, I do the loving!

I have no idea what he was thinking but these are the things he comes up with?!?!

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Just as I jump into the water....

T: Mom, will you tighten up these goggles.

Me: Just a minute, I just jumped in the water. When I get out, I'll tighten 'em.

T: Mooooommmm, my goggles are waiting. Come on!!!!

Me: Babe, give me a second to swim and cool off. When I get out I'll tighten 'em.

T: Mooooommmm, come over here and tighten up my goggles now!!!

Me: Tayshaun, you're not my Dad, you're not my husband, and you're not my boss! So don't tell me what to do!

T: Well then, that must mean I'm you're Mom. So baby Girl, get over here and tighten up my goggles!

I know I'm not supposed to laugh but I do!!! So I just went over there and tightened up his goggles. I did call him a "butthead" for good measure, though. Where does he learn these things!!!!!????

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Tayshaun's been practicing his swimming strokes and was kinda rushing his arms and not getting anywhere.....

Me: You're rushing your arms a little, Babe. Slow down a bit. You're swimming kinda wild.

T: Mom, I'm a dude. I'm supposed to be wild.