Anywayz, so we're driving home from school yesterday and Tayshaun tells me he wants to play the dare game. I wasn't quite sure what this was leading to but I was intrigued. So I asked him what the dare game was. He tells me, "remember in the Simpsons movie when Homer dares Bart to ride his skateboard NAKED?" Ok, I half-watched the Simpsons while I half-surfed the internet so I was a quarter-listening to the television. I tell him, "Yea, ok, then I dare you to ride your skateboard NAKED!" He replies, "No, then everyone will see my bountiful penis!" I about slam on my brakes but bust out laughing instead. I asked, "what did you say?" And he repeated himself. I said, "first of all, do you even know what bountiful is? and where did you hear that at?" He reminds me of when Bart crashes and flies off his skateboard and slams into a McDonald's window which is right in front of a table where his neighbor is sitting and is about to bless his bountiful....SPLAT!....penis?! Because Bart's naked cartoon body is slammed up against the window. Fortunately, the neighbor was holding up his french fries to bless it, which in turn, covered Bart's bountiful-ness on the big screen.
So that got Tayshaun asking my opinion about his own bountifulness. What?! Geez! Then he tells me, "I can't ride my skateboard naked, anyways, 'cause all the girls will want to see my doodle."
I'm not sure if buying the Simpson movie was a good idea.
