Tayshaun: so how did Bryton's baby come out of her stomach?
Me: ummmmm, wellllll ummmm...
Tayshaun: Mom, I already know how. Babies either get cut out of their mom's belly or they come out of their mom's butt.
Me: (laughing) welllll, not exactly. ummmmmm...I think we need to go to the library so we can read about it.
Tayshaun: why can't you just tell me Mom?
Me: (ignoring Tayshaun)Tayshaun: Moooomm, come on, just tell me.
Me: oh, were you still talking to me. Well, ummmmmm. Babies dont' come out of their Mom's bum; that would be poop, Babe.
Tayshaun: ok. So?
Me: well, ummmmm....Ok, Tayshaun, so they come out from where Mom's pee.
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Tayshaun: oooohhhh. well, that explains why I have two holes.
He's obviously that he'sstill confused but we'll leave it at that.
Something tells me that I didn't do a very good job of explaining. I just wasn't prepared.
